March 2012
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“I think & think & think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one...”
– Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (via fleuretta)
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styx-theta:
m-ci-git:
styx-theta answered your question: Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
You seem awfully bored and/or procrastination-prone tonight, Joe.
#It’s taken me all of the time since you posted this until now to put this together
DAMN YOU JOE I HAVE THINGS TO DO
GET IT TOGETHER, MAN.
You’re just lucky that I didn’t repeat this a couple...
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styx-theta answered your question: Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
You seem awfully bored and/or procrastination-prone tonight, Joe.
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Dontcha?
Dontcha?
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Just opened up the wikipedia for the planet Neptune in an incognito browser.
You know what that means.
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Tired and lonely = get no work done
Awake and around people = get no work done.
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I am not a man of many shoes. I have an everyday pair, a secondary pair, exercise shoes, work shoes, cowboy boots, work boots, and hiking boots. Basically, the shoes I own are, more or less, tied to a use.
This morning, I woke up and one of my everyday shoes was missing. I didn’t have time to look for it so I threw on my secondary pair and went about my business.
I have yet to find my...
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The best way to get started on homework?
Watch more TV.
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything!
February 2012
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“Yeah, well I have a sense of it now.
There’s the fact that you’re interviewing...”
– Clarissa Explains It All’s creator Mitchell Kriegman, replying to a question asked in this Splitsider interview of how he interacts with young people today “who grew up on the show.” (via millionsmillions)
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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Watchsplendid-summer-morning:
eyemahleigh:
The customary Valentine’s reading of James Joyce’s love letters.
I’m so angry I didn’t find this on Valentine’s Day.
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Wait
Amelia Gray will be back for the art festival in town at the end of March. The weekend of my birthday, in fact. I’ll be able to go around to book fairs and hear author’s read and sign.
This changes everything.
I might actually be happy with my birthday this year.
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Goddamnit
It’s not often that a writer comes through town on book tour. At least, it’s not often that a writer I would care to see comes through town on book tour. In fact, it’s a damn rarity despite the fact that the town of which I speak is a damn literary town with a fine literary bookstore which prides itself on its speaking series.
So, Amelia Gray, whose novel Threats was just...
It's Tmi Tuesday
zooeyfranny:
Bring on the creepy anons!
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
coolestmomparty:
do it u nerds
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The first draft of Midnight in Paris →
itsfrantastic:
Woody Allen won Best Screenplay (which was great) over a stand-up bit he did over 40 years ago (which was almost greater)!
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hello →
1. Sexual orientation.
2. What I’m really bad at.
3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
4. My best first date.
5. A description of my self-esteem.
6. Who my best friends are.
7. My favorite book.
8. Biggest turn-offs.
9. A description of my best friend.
10. My favorite animal.
11. Someone I miss.
12. The reason behind my last breakup.
13. What I did yesterday.
14. What my greatest...
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
zohbugg:
sinnumero:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
I wish Miss Piggy was my therapist.
I live a Miss Piggy appreciation life.
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pearloftheswamp asked: 2, s, j
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Pleaseee?
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
“Do you know what the worst thing about literature is? said Don Pancracio. I...”
– From The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolaño (via stephenhoang)
