Anonymous asked: I can't think of anything so why don't you just tell us something that turns you on
I really like sassy girls. When I get comfortable around people, everything I say is, more or less, a joke. I’m never serious and most of my humor comes out as mock exasperation or sass. So nothing makes me happier than having a conversation with a girl who will send it right back at me. There’s nothing like a good back and forth.
Of course, everything being a joke means we can’t talk about anything serious. Which doesn’t really help, you know, breeching the topic of forming a relationship. And, ultimately, I surround myself with sassy, sarcastic people so they probably aren’t actually into me that way (I have a hell of a time negotiating who is friendly and who is more so). So there’s that.
Oh, and all the physical things, of course. I like a woman with a body. And I mean with a body. She must possess at least one body. More’s ok, but none is right out.
